Beerlopnik - Crisis Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Patrick Nichols" (pnichols)
06/04/2015 at 00:15 • Filed to: beerlopnik

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My dad has horrible taste in beer. Well not horrible. He likes to try craft beer, but he doesn’t have much of a discerning palette for any of them. He likes a lot of the pseudo-craft brews that are honestly either just meh or really shitty (shipyard, magic hat, harpoon, etc.) and when he doesn’t buy those (presumably because they’re not on sale), he gets either heineken or labatt’s...

This wouldn’t be a huge issue if I hadn’t moved back home now that I’ve graduated college and trying to save up to move out for good... But he always likes the beer I get (as he should because I have some taste) and I have no problem sharing it with him. I just don’t like how quickly the good beer runs out and I’m left with that awful grapefruit Harpoon and Shipyard black IPA in the fridge and I feel like I shouldn’t buy more beer with a good amount still in the fridge. Please oppo help me!


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Patrick Nichols
06/04/2015 at 00:28

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Mini fridge in your room?


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Patrick Nichols
06/04/2015 at 00:31

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Green Flash makes a darn good black IPA. Or maybe have him try a Pike Place Monk’s Uncle or a Fremont Interurban IPA.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
06/04/2015 at 00:34

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I don’t really spend much time in my room. I want to share the beer I just want the beer he shares back with me to be better haha


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Patrick Nichols
06/04/2015 at 00:35

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Labatt Blue is one of the worst beers I’ve ever had. ew no just no. Wait no Hamm’s...


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > wafflesnfalafel
06/04/2015 at 00:40

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I’ve had the first two and like them and I’m sure he would too. My problem is that he also likes beer that I don’t touch unless it’s dollar drafts at the bar.

Slightly off topic, I was out in stowe with my girlfriend one night and lucky for me she was driving. I had five of the Green Flash triple IPAs with dinner (and just hanging out at the bar) casually and then got up to leave and realized I was hammered. Great beer, but two will probably suffice next time.


Kinja'd!!! newsmctado > Patrick Nichols
06/04/2015 at 08:14

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You’re in your twenties and you’re living at home (I assume rent free?). Cut your dad some slack and let him drink your beer.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > newsmctado
06/04/2015 at 09:24

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I have no problem letting him drink my (our) beer, I just want to teach him what good beer is for his own sake and to get him to stop wasting money on beer that isn’t that good and only marginally cheaper than much better beer. It’s not even a matter of styles because I like a good beer in pretty much any style and I’ve taken him to a few breweries and he’s liked a lot of the ones I’ve showed him


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > newsmctado
06/04/2015 at 09:27

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And yes rent free for now, but I’ll be doing a lot of the mild renovations around the house as we prepare to sell the house within the next two years. For part of that time I’ll be living and paying just a little rent for the apartment on the other side and doing work there too. But I’m extremely grateful to have a place to stay for now


Kinja'd!!! justAnother G6 > Patrick Nichols
06/04/2015 at 12:11

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Send the Harpoon my way you blasphemer.

I can only find it when traveling to the east coast.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > justAnother G6
06/04/2015 at 12:58

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I like the regular harpoon IPA and sometimes a UFO! What I don’t like is their “Big Squeeze”, that shit is gross. And some of their other seasonals have been a big swing and a miss


Kinja'd!!! justAnother G6 > Patrick Nichols
06/04/2015 at 13:06

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I haven’t had the opportunity to try that one. They made a ginger wheat a few years ago that was AMAZING! I’ve been chasing ginger beer since and nothing has come close to it.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Patrick Nichols
06/04/2015 at 13:42

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Ok, I might have to fight you now that you’ve put down Shipyard.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > CalzoneGolem
06/04/2015 at 13:45

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To be fair I would only put shipyard in the meh category and I actually really like monkey fist. I don’t think their black IPA is good and I really don’t have enough a sweet-tooth for any of the “_______-head” beers


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Patrick Nichols
06/04/2015 at 13:52

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Oh, you’re a hop head? That makes sense.

Export and Old Thumper are excellent beers.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > CalzoneGolem
06/04/2015 at 14:00

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I like a lot of IPAs yes, but I also like a good stout or a lager. I guess I prefer my fruit in salad and not in my beer, but even then I will have one of the less sweet shandys (porch rocker or the naragansett del’s)